From The Founder
I'm Philo Hammer, and I created CuddleFinder. After visiting so many other websites that
promised no-strings-attached platonic cuddling, but only turned out to be fronts for organ harvesting, I decided there had to be a better system. Now there is. CuddleFinder now has over 32,000 cuddler profiles - message, chat and pre-screen users before you cuddle with them!
Remember, our only cuddling rule is Erection = Ejection!
Take a look at some of our most popular users, and then create a profile of your own! Happy cuddling.
- Philo Hammer
Network: New York, NY
“Taking on all cuddlers!”
What's the haps, CuddleFinder? New York residents will recognize me as the guy who drives around in the airbrushed van that reads "Mobile Cuddling Unit". But I’m not just hype – I can bring the cuddle! I’m willing to snuggle, huddle or spoon with males or females of any age, size and hygiene level!
Network: Twin Cities, MN
“Don’t mind the mess – plenty of room to cuddle!”
As the proprietor of a successful World of Warcraft guild, I work hard and I play hard. I’ve been cuddling for three and a half years now, and I don't plan on stopping any time soon. If you don’t mind plopping down on top of a pile of junk food wrappers with a dude who smells like olives, then drop me a line!
Network: Red Deer, AB
“Dibs on big spoon”
LADIES ONLY. I provide intense, dizzying cuddle thrill rides. If you can’t take the heat, then stay out of my basement. You'd better have a hot ass bod and all the right moves to hang wit’ me. Also seeking vocalist/guitarist/drummer for Foo Fighters cover band.
Network: Jacksonville, FL
“I’m drunk on cuddle juice, and booze”
Wanna cuddle? I’ve been told that cuddlin’ with me is like cuddlin’ with a punching bag full of yogurt. Still not takin’ the bait? I’ve got a liquor cabinet full of "refreshments". If you’re a doctor who doesn’t mind writing me a fake prescription for Vicodin, then we’re a match made in cuddlin’ heaven.
Network: Topeka, KS
“WE ARE BROTHERS. WE WOULD LIKE CUDDLE.”
WE WILL TAKE TURNS CUDDLE YOU, LIKE CUDDLE TEAM. ONLY RESPOND ASIAN MAN 45 YEAR OR OLDER. CUDDLE MUST HAPPEN IN YOUR APARTMENT. TWO TOWEL MUST BE PROVIDE. AFTER CUDDLE, VEGETABLE SNACK MUST BE PROVIDE. CUDDLE SAFE WORD IS 'HELP'. WILLIAM AND SHAYE.